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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

经常把马桶座圈翘起来的男人会偷偷地想让女人半夜起来上厕所然后掉进去。

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To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.

要巩固一种新的友谊，特别是在外国人或来自不同社会世界的人之间的友谊，就必须在人与人之间传递一种火花，并跨越时间和地点的偶发事件。

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I'll meet someone on the street and blurt out my most intimate details. I think everybody secretly - or not so secretly - wants to be understood, and I just want to connect, you know?

我会在街上遇到某人，然后脱口而出我最私密的细节。我想每个人都想被理解，或者不那么想被理解，而我只是想联系，你知道吗?

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Lives of great men oft remind us as we o'er their pages turn, That we too may leave behind us - Letters that we ought to burn.

伟人的一生常常在我们翻过他们的一页时提醒我们，我们也会留下一些应该烧掉的书信。

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On fame: It all happened so fast. I'd wake up in the night and go, 'I can't believe it. I've gotta go to the bathroom!

关于名气:这一切发生得太快了。我会在夜里醒来，然后说，‘我不敢相信。我要上厕所了!

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Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.

男人。你不能和他们生活在一起，你不能射杀他们。

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