Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

是的,我知道我很丑……我对一个酒保说,‘把我变成僵尸。他说,是上帝抢先了我。

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Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.

艺术产生丑陋的东西,而丑陋的东西往往随着时间的推移而变得更加美丽。另一方面,时尚产生的美丽的东西总是随着时间变得丑陋。

The only sacrifice that costs you nothing is staring at ugly girls.

唯一不会让你付出任何代价的牺牲就是盯着丑女孩看。