Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

不要独占寂寞，把它全留给自己。和一个特别的人分享。

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.

梦想总是会成真，只是不是为梦想者。

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

地球是宇宙的疯人院。

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

吃年糕就像在嚼一个泡沫咖啡杯，只是馅少了点。

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.

享受生活的每一分每一秒，让自己兴奋起来，真诚对待身边的每一个人。

Even geniuses could get things wrong-look at Einstein's unfortunate choice of a hairdresser.

即使是天才也会犯错——看看爱因斯坦选择理发师的不幸吧。

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.

即使你在正确的轨道上，如果你只是坐在那里，你也会被车撞倒。

Every disasters screams for humor.

每一场灾难都需要幽默。

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

我喜欢按别人说的去做，只是为了迷惑别人。

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues.

每个人都怀疑自己至少有一种基本的美德。

Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.

我的每一丝冷嘲热讽都有历史先例支持。

Every relationship is a tug of war, and I hope the scaffold wins.

每段感情都是一场拔河，我希望断头台能赢。

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.

每个人都有一天会死去，给他们一点时间。

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

每个人都是天才。但是如果你根据一条鱼爬树的能力来判断它，它会认为自己一生都是愚蠢的。

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

每个人都有自己的信仰。我想我还要一杯啤酒。