Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

幽默是一种外语中最先失去的天赋。

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

幽默是最迷人的懦弱。

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

幽默是当我们比以往更快更直接地被告知真相时所发生的事情。

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

幽默让我们充满活力。幽默和食物。别忘了食品。你可以一个星期不笑。

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

锋芒毕露的幽默永远不会干干净净。

Humor was the enemy of desire

幽默是欲望的敌人

Humor will relieve an awkward moment.

幽默会缓解尴尬的时刻。

Humor without sadness is just pie in the face.

没有悲伤的幽默只是脸上的馅饼。

Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

幽默是对严肃的唯一检验，而严肃的幽默则是对严肃的唯一检验，因为不受嘲笑的主题是可疑的，不受严肃检验的笑话是虚假的机智。

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.

胖墩儿总是坐在墙上，这是他的方式。

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

当丈夫背叛妻子时，他们主要是好情人。

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!

我不能容忍在这个屋檐下提及你的异常!

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

我在办公室总是迟到，但为了弥补这一点，我提前离开了。

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.

如果攻击特别伤人，我总是非常高兴，因为我认为，如果他们攻击个人，那就意味着他们已经没有一个政治论点了。

I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

我死了，但没那么糟。我已经学会了忍受它。