I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

我不太懂什么是百万富翁，但我敢打赌我一定会成为百万富翁。

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

我不知道为什么会这样，我敢肯定;但是当我起床时，看到另一个男人在床上睡着，我就生气了。

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.

我不介意你忘记我。 吸取了教训， 我从来没有给任何人留下印象。

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.

我不需要任何东西来使我兴奋。我对生活很兴奋。

I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it.

我不太喜欢分析喜剧。没有什么比过度分析更能扼杀幽默了。

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.

我觉得我永远也拍不出网络情景喜剧，因为它的幽默往往是基于一些老套的场景。我不想参加一个主要讲笑话的节目。

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.

我不认为我的幽默感有任何改变;无论好坏，我生来就是这样。

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

我不明白为什么有些人对自己没有幽默感。

I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.

我不想让爱持续下去，我想让爱排在第二位。我们最后要做的就是拥抱。

I endeavor to be serious and you will not take me seriously.

我努力严肃起来，你却不把我当回事。

I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.

我对现代青年所采用的白天诱拐的方法几乎产生了压倒一切的兴趣。

I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.

我觉得我可以成为最好的，但我不会公开承认。至少对我的克隆人来说不是这样。

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

我觉得制片人在这个时候真的利用了我的天赋不足。我在上面看起来像个白痴。我想做个好人，而不是被人嘲笑的人。

I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they.

我觉得自己像个动物，而动物不知道罪，对吧?

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

我发现我的生活是容易得多，我保持低每个人的期望。