People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
那些自以为无所不知的人,对我们这些自以为无所不知的人是一种极大的烦恼。
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
那些自以为无所不知的人,对我们这些自以为无所不知的人是一种极大的烦恼。
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
那些自以为什么都知道的人让我们这些知道的人很讨厌。
People with no humor, they're outta my life.
没有幽默感的人,他们从我的生活中消失了。
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.
也许我天真地认为人们理解幽默是什么,它是人类发明的,用来应对生活中的黑暗、问题和恐惧。
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.
也许那些热爱人类的人的使命就是让人们嘲笑真理,让真理发笑,因为唯一的真理在于学会把自己从对真理的疯狂激情中解放出来。
Personally, I don’t think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
就我个人而言,我不认为其他行星上有智慧生命。为什么其他行星会与这颗不同呢?
Planning to be a seducer was difficult enough. Talking about it with the seduce would be impossible.
计划成为一个诱惑者已经够难的了。与勾引者谈论它是不可能的。
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
请接受我的辞呈。我不喜欢加入任何一个将接纳我为会员的俱乐部。
Please do not lick anything past this point.
请不要舔过这一点。
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
政治是个不错的职业。如果你成功了,你会得到很多回报;如果你让自己丢脸了,你总可以写一本书。
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
熟能生巧,但没有人是完美的,所以为什么要练习呢?
Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.
原始生命非常普遍,而智慧生命则相当罕见。有些人会说,它还没有发生在地球上。
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
进步只是意味着坏事发生得更快。
Psychologists call this habituation, economists call it declining marginal utility, and the rest of us call it marriage.
心理学家称之为习惯化,经济学家称之为边际效用下降,其他人称之为婚姻。
Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
把你的中指和大拇指放在一起。而且要快。