There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.

总是有一些疯子。没有他们的世界将是一个沉闷的世界。

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

幽默有很多种，有些是讽刺的，有些是自省的。内省更适合我的性格。

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

只是有些事情让我回头。也许是一个女孩的幽默感，也许是她的智慧，也许是她的信仰体系;它可以是很多不同的东西。

There are never enough I Love You's.

我对你的爱永远不够。

There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes.

没有不好的照片;有时候你的脸就是这样的。

There are no great fanfares for the truly great moments of your life. Just dripping taps and the sound of your own footsteps, walking from one room into another.

对于你生命中真正伟大的时刻，没有什么了不起的吹嘘。只是滴水的水龙头和你自己的脚步声，从一个房间走到另一个房间。

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow.

对别人施虐最多的，莫过于那些对自己说谎最露骨的人;但是幽默是会传播的，今天嘲笑我的人明天就会有人嘲笑他。

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

真正迷人的人只有两种:一种人什么都懂，另一种人什么都不懂。

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated.

真正迷人的人只有两种:真正有创造力的人和真正受过药物治疗的人。

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns.

世界上有两种人。讨厌小丑的人……和小丑。

There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?

讽刺和敌意之间只有一线之隔，你似乎已经越过了。有什么事吗?

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

讽刺的字体是很有必要的。

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

有一种理论认为，如果有人确切地发现了宇宙的存在目的和存在的原因，那么它就会立即消失，并被更奇怪、更难以解释的东西所取代。还有一种理论认为这种情况已经发生了。

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

笑与痛、喜剧与悲剧、幽默与伤害之间只有一线之隔。

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

未来是有希望的，因为上帝有幽默感，我们是有趣的上帝。