Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

哭是普通女人的专利。漂亮女人去购物。

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

愤世嫉俗者只是受挫的浪漫主义者。

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

爸爸需要对他的伴侣表现出令人难以置信的尊重、幽默和友谊，这样孩子们才能理解他们的父母是性感的，他们很有趣，他们一起做事，他们是最好的朋友。孩子们以身作则。如果我尊重妈妈，他们也会尊重妈妈。

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

死亡并不在乎人的性格——他更感兴趣的是完成指标。

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

死亡应该在我心情好的时候带走我。

Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.

我很久以前就发现，死亡有各种各样的味道，没有一种特别美味。

Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

死亡、税收和生育!他们都没有任何方便的时间。

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

死亡:人类让生活变得如此有趣。你知道吗，在一个充满奇迹的宇宙中，他们设法创造了无聊。

Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up? All the time.

你有没有想过如果人们听到我们的谈话，他们会把我们关起来? 所有的时间。

Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

你知道教育和经验的区别吗?教育是当你读到细则的时候;经验是你没有经验时得到的东西。

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

你知道当有人告诉你要保持头脑清醒时，保持头脑清醒有多难吗?

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?asked Jace. It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath. As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,said Simon. I knew we should have left you a rat.

你还记得在旅馆时你答应过我，如果我们还活着，你会穿上护士的衣服给我洗个海绵澡吗?肯锡问道。 是西蒙答应给你洗海绵澡的。 “等我一站起来，帅哥，”西蒙说。 我就知道我们应该留给你一只老鼠。

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

别怪我。告诉你妈妈靠近点。告诉她有个叫文明的新俱乐部，你们应该加入。

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

别难过，我通常都快死了。

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.

今天能做的事不要拖到明天。