Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.

  • -- Buddy Hackett 巴迪·哈克特

百分之九十九是在运送过程中。如果你有正确的声音和正确的表达方式,你足够骄傲,你能说出最重要的一句话,你能说任何话,让人们大笑三次,直到他们意识到你不是在开玩笑。

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The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God; and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right.

人民的声音据说是上帝的声音;而且,无论这句格言被引用和相信的程度有多普遍,它都不符合事实。人民是动荡多变的,他们很少判断或决定正确的。

A great many things which in times of lesser knowledge we imagined to be superstitious or useless, prove today on examination to have been of immense value to mankind.

在我们知识较少的时代,我们认为许多事情是迷信的或无用的,但今天经过检验证明,它们对人类具有极大的价值。

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

男人比女人过得好得多。首先,他们结婚晚;另一方面,他们死得早。

I don't say it in a cocky way, but I take pride in being one of the best at doing what I do.

我不会骄傲地说出来,但我为自己是最擅长做我所做的事情的人之一而感到自豪。

You know how bad my voice sounds - well it feels just as bad.

你知道我的声音听起来有多糟糕——感觉也一样糟糕。