Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

  • -- Bill Vaughan 比尔·沃恩

现在女性都是骑师、棒球裁判、原子科学家和企业高管,也许有一天她们能掌握平行停车。

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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

科学家们最终将停止对太阳能的浪费,把精力集中在开发地球上唯一真正无限的能源上:愚蠢。我预测在未来,科学家们将学会如何把愚蠢转化为清洁燃料。

Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television.

棒球多年来都不是全国性的消遣活动——没有一项运动是。不管你喜不喜欢,看电视是全国人民的消遣。

As it turns out, social scientists have established only one fact about single women's mental health: employment improves it.

事实证明,社会科学家只确定了单身女性心理健康的一个事实:就业可以改善心理健康。

Baseball is a game of inches.

棒球是一项英寸的运动。