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Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

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聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。 聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。 愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

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The worst part about pregnancy would definitely have to be my nausea. I don't know why it's just called morning sickness because morning sickness never just happened in the morning for me and it's not happening just in the morning for my sister.

怀孕最糟糕的部分肯定是恶心。我不知道为什么叫“晨吐”，因为晨吐从来不是发生在我身上的，也不只是发生在我妹妹身上。

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When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.

当一个男人和一个女人看到对方并喜欢对方时，他们应该走到一起——砰——就像百老汇大街上的一对出租车，而不是像两个瓶子里的标本一样坐在一起分析对方。

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The sound of his rough voice was…comforting, like there was safety wherever he was. Well, some safety…he certainly had an awful lot of sneaky tricks up his sleeve.

他粗声粗气的声音令人安慰，好像他在哪里都很安全。嗯，为了安全起见……他肯定有很多鬼鬼祟祟的花招。

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The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.

小商人很聪明;他意识到没有免费的午餐。另一方面，他知道去哪里可以买到物美价廉的三明治。

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I want you to want me the way I want you. I want you to come to me and tell me that. Then I want you to show me it’s true.

我希望你像我希望你那样希望我。我想让你来告诉我。那我要你告诉我这是真的。

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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

偶尔有外遇对婚姻是有好处的。它增加了情趣，防止它变得无聊……我应该知道。

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There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.

有两种婚姻——丈夫引用妻子的话和妻子引用丈夫的话。

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We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.

我们不能破坏男女之间的不平等，除非我们破坏婚姻。

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Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.

是的，上帝先造人，但在最终稿之前总会有一个草稿。

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In every love affair, only the moon is free of charge.

在每一段爱情中，只有月亮是免费的。

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A smart coat is a good letter of introduction.

漂亮的外套是一封很好的介绍信。

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