Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

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聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。 聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。 愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

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If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.

如果一个人没有足够的天赋成为小说家,没有足够的智慧成为律师,并且他的手太不稳而不能执行操作,他就会成为一名记者。

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

现在让我们来阐明婚姻的一个基本事实:妻子当家作主。

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it.

在这世上的事上,得救的不是信心,乃是缺乏信心。

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

许多爱酒窝的男人错误地娶了整个女孩。

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.

男人比他们想象的更有道德,也比他们想象的更不道德。

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.

和实习生有染是一件非常愚蠢的事情。

Both men and women are fallible. The difference is, women know it.

男人和女人都容易犯错。区别在于,女人知道这一点。

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

对于一个聪明的女孩来说,男人不是问题——他们就是答案。

I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.

我感到很幸运能有一个非常容易怀孕。

I can't read your lips unless they touch mine.

我看不清你的嘴唇,除非它们碰到我的嘴唇。

Impossible is such a stupid word.

“不可能”这个词太蠢了。