Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off.

  • -- Hal Sparks 哈尔火花

其他孩子会偷偷溜出去参加聚会,做一些不顺心的事情。我偷偷溜出去在市中心做脱口秀。它得到了回报。

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I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.

我笑是因为我知道生命的秘密。生命的秘密就是我已经证实了我的存在。我知道我比我的房子,我的银行账户,或任何有形的东西更有价值。

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

当我在酒店的时候,我把灯和电视都关掉,我就会抓狂。我又把电视打开,睡不着觉。

These are books that want to be read out loud. These are books kids share with each other, and I think that's important.

这些书需要大声读出来。这些书是孩子们互相分享的,我认为这很重要。

Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.

问题是,孩子们觉得他们必须让他们的长辈感到震惊,而每一代人长大后都会变得更加难以震惊。

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

当我还是个小孩玩打火机的时候,我把我们的房子点着了。天啊,我把这地方烧了!

I'm not really a girlie. I can be once in a while, but then I tend to fall off the heels.

我不是一个真正的女孩。我可能偶尔会这样,但之后我就会从鞋跟上摔下来。