Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

  • -- Dan Harmon 丹·哈蒙

班上的小丑永远不允许和正派的人约会,但是你不会挨揍,你会被邀请参加聚会,每个人都喜欢你。

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I apologize for being obvious, but every time I watch the curtain come down on even a halfway decent production of a Shakespeare play I feel a little sorrowful that I'll never know the man, or any man of such warm intelligence.

我为自己的直率道歉,但每当我看到一部莎士比亚戏剧的半正式演出落幕时,我都感到有些悲伤,因为我永远不会认识这个人,或者任何一个如此热情睿智的人。

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

我认为自己很有幽默感。没有幽默感的生活是什么?

I get invited to literally every single movie premiere that's going on.

每次电影首映我都会被邀请。

If he invited you out, he's got to pay.

如果他邀请你出去,他得付钱。