Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

  • -- Dan Harmon 丹·哈蒙

班上的小丑永远不允许和正派的人约会,但是你不会挨揍,你会被邀请参加聚会,每个人都喜欢你。

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I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

我只是不习惯社交。我是说,我们刚被邀请去白宫,但我丈夫不带我去,因为他知道我不想去。

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.

我试着去淹没我的悲伤,但是那些混蛋学会了游泳,现在我被这种体面和美好的感觉淹没了。

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

我想我是一个体面的人。有时候我看起来很棒,有时候我看起来很可怕。

If he invited you out, he's got to pay.

如果他邀请你出去,他得付钱。