Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

起立鼓掌已经变得太平常了。我们需要的是观众们相互拳打脚踢时的热烈掌声。

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He can't evacuate with his wife and my niece, we're a little on edge about that but the hospitals taking every precaution to make sure the staff members area safe.

他不能带着他的妻子和我的侄女撤离,我们对此有点紧张,但是医院采取了一切预防措施确保工作人员的安全。

I let the audience use their imaginations. Can I help it if they misconstrue my suggestions?

我让观众发挥他们的想象力。如果他们误解了我的建议,我能帮忙吗?

But you can't really know your audiences so well.

但你不可能真正了解你的观众。

The optimum committee has no members.

最佳委员会没有成员。