Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

  • -- Evan Esar 埃文·伊萨尔

统计学家的定义:一个人相信数据不会说谎,但他承认,在分析中,有些数据也站不住脚。

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I'm a huge nerd, I admit to that. I love to play video games, I love to read, and of course, I've gotta still get my studies in and all. I love to learn. But I also love to do stop motion animation with my little Lego figures. I love to play around on the computer with that.

我承认我是个书呆子。我喜欢玩电子游戏,我喜欢读书,当然,我还得继续学习。我喜欢学习。但是我也喜欢用我的乐高玩具做定格动画。我喜欢在电脑上摆弄它。

Well, of course, every actor's limited, and I am the first one to admit it, in all honesty, when I think that I've hit the wall a bit. I'm not ashamed at all, I think it's a process that you have to go through. That's how you learn.

当然,每个演员都是有限的,说实话,我是第一个承认这一点的人,当我觉得自己有点碰壁的时候。我一点也不羞愧,我认为这是一个你必须经历的过程。这就是你学习的方式。

We grow up being told about great figures in our society, and as you get older you have to question the stories you've been told and decide if these great figures are indeed as great as you've been told.

我们从小到大都是听着社会上伟大人物的故事长大的,随着年龄的增长,你必须质疑别人告诉你的故事,并判断这些伟大人物是否真的像别人告诉你的那样伟大。

Yeah, the record for most titles was previously held by the Fabulous Moolah, she won it four times. And a few weeks ago, I won the title for the sixth time, which has never been done before.

是的,大多数冠军的纪录以前是由神话般的穆拉保持的,她赢了四次。几周前,我第六次获得冠军,这是前所未有的。

I know so many people who are eaten up by regret. It manifests itself in so many ways. They either become mentally a bit off, or they get very fat, or they are just horribly depressed.

我知道很多人都被悔恨吞噬了。它表现在很多方面。他们要么变得精神失常,要么变得非常肥胖,要么就是极度抑郁。

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

如果一个男人爱你……他愿意承认这一点。过一会儿他会给你一个头衔。你将成为他的女人,他的女人,他的未婚妻,他的妻子,他婴儿的妈妈,诸如此类。

I personally don't believe we ought to be raising taxes or cutting spending, either one, until we get this economy off the ground. I'll pay more, but it won't solve the problem.

我个人认为,在我们的经济起飞之前,我们不应该增加税收或削减开支,无论是哪一个。我会付更多的钱,但这解决不了问题。

But every single damn thing matters! Only we don't realize. We just tell ourselves that art runs on one track and life, our lives, on another, and we don't realize that's a lie.

但每一件事都很重要!只是我们没有意识到。我们只是告诉自己,艺术在一条轨道上运行,而生活,我们的生活,在另一条轨道上运行,而我们没有意识到这是一个谎言。

I have come slowly into possession of such powers as I have. I receive the opinions of my day. I do not conceive them. But I receive them into a vivid mind.

我已经慢慢地拥有了这样的能力。我接受当时的意见。我不想像他们。但我把它们融入一个生动的头脑。

When people believe you have something to give, something no one else has, they'll go to great lengths and pay a lot of money for it.

当人们相信你有一些别人没有的东西可以给予时,他们会不遗余力地付出很多钱。

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

我相信我们父母必须鼓励我们的孩子接受教育,这样他们才能进入我们负担不起的好大学。

We are not concerned with the very poor. They are unthinkable, and only to be approached by the statistician or the poet.

我们不关心非常贫困的人。它们是不可想象的,只有统计学家或诗人才能接近它们。

God is on everyone's side... and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.

上帝站在每个人的一边…归根结底,他是站在有钱有势的一方。

The only thing that should surprise us is that there are still some things that can surprise us.

唯一应该让我们感到惊讶的是,仍然有一些事情可以让我们感到惊讶。

There'll be differences of opinion in just about every intelligence analysis that you make.

你所做的每一项智力分析都会有不同的观点。

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

我代表言论自由,做你相信的事,追逐你的梦想。

Great allowances ought to be made for the petulance of persons laboring under ill-health.

对身体不好的人的任性应该给予很大的体谅。

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

老朋友的好处之一就是你可以和他们一起做傻事。

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

每个孩子都是艺术家。问题是一旦我们长大了,如何保持艺术家的身份。

Hope springs eternal in the human breast: Man never is, but always To be Blest.

希望在人的心中永远涌起:人永远不存在,但永远是最幸福的。

My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than to continue living for art.

我的想象中没有比继续为艺术而活更美好的幸福了。

In art the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can imagine.

在艺术中,手永远不能执行高于心所能想象的任何事情。

My body could stand the crutches but my mind couldn't stand the sideline.

我的身体可以忍受拐杖,但我的思想不能忍受副业。

I was at home then in the world of figures, but not in that of values.

那时,我在数字的世界里如鱼得水,而不是在价值的世界里。

Everyone is gifted but some people never open their package.

每个人都有天赋,但有些人却从不打开他们的包装。

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present.

把过去的事带到现在需要很长时间。

We will either find a way, or make one.

我们要么找到办法,要么自己想办法。

It takes good memory to keep up a lie.

说谎需要良好的记忆力。

Definition is the death of discovery.

定义是发现的死亡。