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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

  • -- Tim Vine 蒂姆·维恩

所以我对体育老师说:‘你能教我劈叉吗?他说:“你有多灵活?”“我说:我星期二不能去。”

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While teaching, I also worked undercover in the lower courts by saying I was a young law teacher wanting experience in criminal law. The judges were happy to assist me but what I learned was how corrupt the lower courts were. Judges were accepting money right in the courtroom.

在教学期间，我还在下级法院做过卧底，称自己是一名年轻的法律教师，希望获得刑法方面的经验。法官们很乐意帮助我，但我了解到下级法院是多么腐败。法官们在法庭上接受金钱。

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I teach a course in screenwriting at Columbia, but I've never taken a course and I've never read a book about it!

我在哥伦比亚大学教剧本写作课程，但是我从来没有上过这门课，也从来没有读过有关剧本写作的书!

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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

我最后确实做了代课教学，但这里面并没有很多教学内容。

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You can't teach the old maestro a new tune.

你不能教这位老大师一首新曲子。

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