I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

  • -- Scott Roeben 斯科特·鲁本

我跟女人没缘分。有一次我去约会,问那位女士是否带了防护用品。她对我出言不怀好意。

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I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

我认为男人可以肥胖、秃顶、丑陋,而女人不能。这是不平等的。

Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.

许多社会教育他们的男孩的方法很简单,就是教育他们不要成为女人。