My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

  • -- Dave Chappelle 大卫查普尔

有一次,我妻子问我,如果我不是喜剧演员,我会做什么。我不能回答这个问题。我从来没有想过做别的事情。

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

我已经知道,只有两件事是必要的,以保持一个人的妻子快乐。首先,让她认为她有她自己的方式。第二,让她拥有它。

My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.

我妻子是一个真正的露营者;这是一种很好的联系方式。