My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

  • -- Dave Chappelle 大卫查普尔

有一次,我妻子问我,如果我不是喜剧演员,我会做什么。我不能回答这个问题。我从来没有想过做别的事情。

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家,让他让她难过地看到他离开。

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

我和我的两个妻子都不走运。第一个离开了我,第二个没有。