You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

你知道,实际上有人称赞我今天的驾驶技术。他们在挡风玻璃上留了一个小纸条,上面写着“停车罚款”。

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The Super Bowl is a game. Life is for real. What I went through helped me get to where I am today. I won't forget. I can't forget. Because a man who forgets his past sometimes loses his soul and forgets where to go in the future.

超级碗是一场比赛。生活是真实的。我所经历的一切帮助我走到了今天的位置。我不会忘记。我不能忘记。因为一个忘记过去的人有时会失去灵魂,忘记未来要去哪里。

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

今天就是你昨天担心的明天。