I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我喜欢这样握着麦克风线,把它捏在一起,然后松开,然后你马上就能听到一大堆笑话。

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It's like a whole orchestra, the piano for me. And also it's to me the greatest instrument. I shouldn't say that, but I believe that this is the only instrument I can really feel happy about playing.

对我来说,这就像一个管弦乐队,一架钢琴。对我来说,它也是最伟大的乐器。我不应该这么说,但我相信这是我唯一能真正感到快乐的乐器。

If somebody I don't like gets in the crosshairs, I pull the trigger. But I don't hunt for them.

如果我不喜欢的人成为众矢之的,我会扣动扳机。但我不去找他们。