I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

  • -- Rodney Carrington 罗德尼·卡林顿

我不打算当喜剧演员。我不打算结婚,也不打算生孩子,但我做了所有这些事情。

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A lot of parents ask me how to get kids to eat more vegetables. The first thing I say is that it starts from the top.

很多家长问我如何让孩子多吃蔬菜。我要说的第一件事是它从顶部开始。

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

我有漂亮的孩子。谢天谢地,我妻子欺骗了我。