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I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?

  • -- Tim Duncan 邓肯

我喜欢开玩笑，喜欢微笑，喜欢让人微笑。我可能有点不一样，但没关系，谁想成为正常人呢?

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

一个男人对他的午餐同伴说:“我妻子昨晚做了一个有趣的梦。她梦见嫁给了一个百万富翁。你真幸运，同伴叹了口气。我妻子在白天做梦。

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It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy and relatively normal, but when you add on some kind of disability or disease, it can just be such a burden.

当你的孩子都很健康、相对正常的时候，工作和养家就已经够辛苦的了，但当你加上某种残疾或疾病时，这就会成为一种负担。

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What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

什么是正常的童年?我们并不富有，我们是相当的中产阶级。我父亲从一份工作活到另一份工作;由于他要照顾这么多亲戚，他一分钱也攒不下来。

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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候，我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

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