People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

  • -- Chuck Palahniuk 恰克·帕拉尼克

人们会让我在他们的身体上签名,然后下次我在巡演上看到他们的时候,他们会把我的签名纹在身上。我决定不再在人们身上写字了,但我会给他们胳膊和腿,如果他们想要我的亲笔签名,我会那样做。

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When I decided to be a musician I reckoned that that was going to be the way of less profit, less money. I was sort of giving up the idea of making a lot of money. It was what I loved to do. I would have done it anyway. If I'd had to work at Taco Bell I'd have still been out at night trying to play music.

当我决定成为一名音乐家时,我认为这将是一种利润更少、金钱更少的方式。我放弃了赚很多钱的想法。这是我喜欢做的。无论如何我都会这么做的。如果我必须在塔可钟餐厅工作,我晚上还会出去试着演奏音乐。

We decided to try in vitro, because both Peter and I felt we couldn't handle another failure. When I miscarried after that, we had to come to terms with the possibility that this wasn't meant to be.

我们决定在体外试验,因为彼得和我都觉得我们不能再承受一次失败了。在那之后我流产了,我们不得不接受这样一种可能性,那就是这并不是命中注定的。

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

人们仍然认为我是一个漫画家,但这些天我唯一提起笔或铅笔的事情就是签合同、支票或签名。

I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.

我不是来表演的。我是来签名的。你得等我亲自回来。

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

无论你做什么,好或坏,人们总会有一些负面的东西要说。

I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

我相信如果有死刑,今天会有更多的人活着。

I definitely want to manage. I just don't think it's the time right now.

我当然想管理。我只是觉得现在不是时候。

The men of our time are not to be converted or perverted by quartos.

我们这个时代的人是不会被夸特人改变或歪曲的。