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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

离婚和合法分居的区别在于，合法分居让丈夫有时间隐藏他的钱。

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Anybody who was in the military or a military family has a certain sensitivity to the separation. Everyone knows military wives have the hardest jobs. I was born into one. When I think back to those days, I didn't appreciate it then.

任何军人或军人家庭的人对这种分离都有一定的敏感性。每个人都知道军嫂的工作最辛苦。我出生在一个。当我回想起那些日子，我并不感激。

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I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes around worrying about are of no importance whatsoever.

我想，这些艰难的时刻帮助我比以前更清楚地认识到，生活在各个方面是多么丰富多彩，多么美好，人们四处担忧的那么多事情根本不重要。

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Temperance is essential, if the services of men and women are to be employed to the best and most useful effect according, to the physical capacity and ability of each. Nothing less will assure a total effort.

如果要根据每个人的体力和能力，使男女的服务达到最佳和最有用的效果，节制是必不可少的。没有什么比这更能保证我们全力以赴。

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The act of exploring what the men are, and moreover the separation of the good from the evil, is visitation; and the good are then removed, and the evil are left behind.

探究人是什么，以及善与恶的分离，这就是探访;那时良善就被除去，恶被留下。

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I used to think that divorce meant failure, but now I see it more as a step along the path of self-realization and growth.

我曾经认为离婚意味着失败，但现在我更多地把它看作是自我实现和成长道路上的一步。

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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

怎么会有人恨护士呢?没有人讨厌护士。你唯一讨厌护士的时候就是他们给你灌肠的时候。

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A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.

男人的欲望是为了女人，但女人的欲望很少只是为了男人的欲望。

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In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

在棕榈泉，他们认为无家可归是由糟糕的离婚律师造成的。

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