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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

离婚和合法分居的区别在于，合法分居让丈夫有时间隐藏他的钱。

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For time is the medium of narration, as it is the medium of life. Both are inextricably bound up with it, as are bodies in space. Similarly, time is the medium of music; music divides, measures, articulates time, and can  shorten it, yet enhance its value, both at once.

因为时间是叙述的媒介，正如它是生活的媒介一样。两者都与之密不可分，就像太空中的物体一样。同样，时间是音乐的媒介;音乐可以分割、度量、阐明时间，可以缩短时间，同时又能提高时间的价值。

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

我完全赞成政教分离。我的观点是，这两家机构本身就足以把我们搞得一团糟，所以它们两个在一起肯定会死。

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I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my belief in marriage.

我以为离婚统计数字对我不适用。当他们那样做的时候，我伤心透了。但我还是站了起来，继续干下去。我也保持着对婚姻的信仰。

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As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.

至于对女人的欺骗，就让它过去吧，因为当爱情来临时，男人和女人通常都会互相欺骗。

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If we were motivated by money, we would have sold the company a long time ago and ended up on a beach.

如果我们的动机是为了钱，我们早就把公司卖了，结果落得个落魄潦倒的下场。

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Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.

分离像颜料一样渗透消失的人，让他沐浴在柔和的光辉中。

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In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

在棕榈泉，他们认为无家可归是由糟糕的离婚律师造成的。

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A good man is as strong as the right woman needs him to be.

一个好男人和一个好女人对他的需求一样强大。

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