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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我小时候长过很多青春痘。有一天我在图书馆睡着了。当我醒来时，一个盲人正在看我的脸。

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To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves.

限制媒体就是侮辱一个国家;禁止阅读某些书籍就等于宣布居民不是傻子就是奴隶。

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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.

从你自己的几本好书开始你的生活是一件很棒的事情。

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Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.

当然，在这种行业中，驾驶狗是最可怕的工作。

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We see God face to face every hour, and know the savor of Nature.

我们每时每刻都能与上帝面对面，了解大自然的滋味。

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