I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我小时候长过很多青春痘。有一天我在图书馆睡着了。当我醒来时,一个盲人正在看我的脸。

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Reading was a big thing, yes. Books were a big thing. But the things that stick out were the newspapers.

是的,阅读是件大事。书是一件大事。但最引人注目的是报纸。

The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw.

把脸夹在两腿中间的人会得下颌紧锁。

I looked Death right in the face.

我直面死亡。

Fiction is life by design.

小说是设计出来的生活。