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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

  • -- Dave Attell 戴夫·阿泰尔

你知道，男人和女人在某些情况下是很相似的。就像他们都着火的时候——他们完全一样。

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Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and one woman. With few exceptions, those civilizations that did not follow that perished.

几千年来，许多文明都把婚姻定义为一男一女之间的结合。除了少数例外，那些没有跟随其后的文明都灭亡了。

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I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

我是个爱开玩笑的喜剧演员。我讲笑话。我喜欢写一个笑话，我喜欢一个笑话起作用的时候，我喜欢其他讲笑话的漫画。

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A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

女人就像一个茶包。你永远不知道她有多坚强，直到她陷入困境。

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The fact that I was a girl never damaged my ambitions to be a pope or an emperor.

我是一个女孩的事实从来没有损害我成为教皇或皇帝的野心。

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