I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去银行借了一杯钱。他们说,“为什么?”我说:“我要去买些糖。”

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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

就在你开始对别人有好感的时候,你遇到了一个在西红柿片上放糖的人。

Frankly, I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar.

坦白地说,我不相信任何不含糖的饮食。