Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

每次我去刮胡子的时候,我都以为地球上有其他人在刮胡子。所以我说,‘我也要去刮胡子。’

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Yeah, I like being on my own. I do. I tend to be a loner, so I'm okay. I'm not okay when I have to be around everyone all the time.

是的,我喜欢一个人呆着。我做的事。我倾向于独处,所以我没事。当我必须一直和大家在一起的时候,我很不舒服。

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time.

我最喜欢幽默,我不会一直坐在那里敲着头哭。