Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

  • -- Dave Barry 戴夫-巴里

报纸的读者群正在疯狂地减少。事实上,很有可能没有人在读我的专栏。

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I want to help middle-school girls stay interested in math and be good at it, and see it as friendly and accessible and not this scary thing. Everyone else in society tells them it's not for them. It's for nerdy white guys with pocket protectors.

我想帮助中学女生保持对数学的兴趣,并擅长数学,把它看作是友好的、容易理解的,而不是这个可怕的东西。社会上的其他人都告诉他们这不适合自己。这是给带口袋保护器的白人书呆子的。

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

这只是一次做作的爆炸。我只是想尽我所能做得少一点,把它做好,尽量不卖出去。我肯定会的,但我只是想推迟。

They managed to find time... to tell me that there was no chance of my being accepted for service and that really I should be surprised to still be alive.

他们设法找到时间……告诉我,我没有机会被录用,而且我还活着,真应该感到惊讶。

The flower has opened, has been in the sun and is unafraid. I'm taking more chances; I'm bold and proud.

花已经开了,已经在阳光下,不再害怕。我在冒更多的险;我勇敢而自豪。