Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.

  • -- Michael Caine 迈克尔·凯恩

事情并不总是像看上去的那样。别让我开始上课,否则你要上四个小时的课。

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There's an academic tradition called the 'Last Lecture.' Hypothetically, if you knew you were going to die and you had one last lecture, what would you say to your students? Well, for me, there's an elephant in the room. And the elephant in the room, for me, it wasn't hypothetical.

有一个学术传统叫做“最后一课”。假设,如果你知道自己就要死了,而你还有最后一堂课,你会对你的学生说什么?对我来说,房间里有一头大象。房间里的大象,对我来说,这不是假设。

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

在我的节目中,我不断地遇到这些只在电视上认识我的人。当我开始讲笑话的时候,我总能感觉到他们在感情上的退缩。

Start by doing what is necessary; then do what is possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

从做必要的事情开始;然后做可能的事;突然间你在做不可能的事。

I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's not me at all!

我似乎总是在扮演职业运动员的角色——而那根本不是我!

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

有些人在睡梦中说话。当别人睡觉时,老师们却在讲话。

The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.

想让自己看起来聪明的欲望常常让我们无法变得聪明。