I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

当我说我想把我的孩子扔进垃圾桶的时候,有足球妈妈过来告诉我她们能理解。

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There was a train that would come by our house every night, and I'd hear the whistle blow. That is the sweetest memory I have.

每天晚上都有一列火车经过我家,我听到汽笛声。那是我最美好的回忆。

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.

我和政客们相处得不好。我倾向于告诉人们,当他们充满废话的时候,他们就充满废话。

Oh, did I tell you I have a cookbook? I have a cookbook deal.

哦,我告诉过你我有一本食谱吗?我有个食谱交易。

Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday.

明天总会到来,今天绝不是昨天。