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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.

  • -- Lewis Black 刘易斯·布莱克

我有一些关于航空公司合并的东西，这表明我的单口相声越来越疯狂了。

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I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

我是禁果。一旦你去了一些特定的家庭，妈妈不想让你看到那个把舌头伸出来吐血之类的脏男人。

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When do you know you're insane? And when do you known you're sane? I think I treat a fine line between the two. It's a battle to function, but somehow I manage.

你什么时候知道你疯了?你什么时候知道你是清醒的?我认为我在这两者之间把握得很好。这是一场功能之战，但我还是设法做到了。

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I love movies, I love television and I know that the kind of stuff I love to watch and that's what I want to do.

我喜欢电影，我喜欢电视，我知道我喜欢看这些东西，这就是我想做的。

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I'd like to spend a day in Jesus's life. That'd be the most insane thing ever. I would love to do that.

我愿意在耶稣的生命中度过一天。那将是有史以来最疯狂的事情。我很乐意这么做。

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