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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.

  • -- Lewis Black 刘易斯·布莱克

我有一些关于航空公司合并的东西，这表明我的单口相声越来越疯狂了。

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I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it.

我过去常说，‘伙计，我想我会成为一个真正的好爸爸。我会成为一个很好的供应商。我有趣的;我会和他们一起去旅行——我会做各种各样的事情。“可是早晨呢?”我不适合那样。我有一个很好的妈妈;我知道她在里面放了什么。

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I drink a lot of water and I try to watch what I eat. The thing about me is I like healthy stuff, I like fruits and veggies, so it's all about moderation.

我喝很多水，我试着注意我吃的东西。我喜欢健康的东西，我喜欢水果和蔬菜，所以一切都要适度。

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I'd like to spend a day in Jesus's life. That'd be the most insane thing ever. I would love to do that.

我愿意在耶稣的生命中度过一天。那将是有史以来最疯狂的事情。我很乐意这么做。

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I've always been this insane. Isn't that interesting?

我一直都很疯狂。这不是有趣的吗?

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