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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

我从来没有真正煮过饭，不知道如何使用洗碗机，主要靠熟食外卖为生。我甚至不常去餐馆吃饭。

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I certainly don't want our nation to go into default, but at the same time, I'm very concerned about our ongoing debt problem.

我当然不希望我们的国家陷入债务违约，但与此同时，我非常担心我们目前的债务问题。

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Whether it's books or TV, or whatever the case may be, the backbone of what I do is my restaurants.

不管是书还是电视，或者其他什么，我所做的主要是我的餐馆。

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I've been through some dark times but I've experienced joy too. Now that joy can't be suppressed.

我经历过一些黑暗的时期，但我也经历过快乐。现在那种喜悦是无法抑制的。

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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

这部电影的主要笑话是关于大的事情，爱，生活和僵尸-我们都知道。

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