I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

  • -- Janis Ian 贾尼斯·伊恩

我给我所有的朋友都买了吉他,我用我的钱玩得很开心。但是有一天国税局来敲门。

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The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

唯一明智的人是我的裁缝;每次他看见我,都把我的尺寸重新量了一遍,而其余的人都继续用他们的旧尺寸,希望它们能适合我。

The prisoners eyed the clothes some time, and laughed a good deal among themselves before they put them on.

囚犯们看了一会儿衣服,在穿上之前彼此笑了很久。