Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.

  • -- Mason Cooley 梅森·库利

乱交就像从来没有读过第一页。一夫一妻制就像一遍又一遍地读同一本书。

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As a child I was really into fantasy books with elves and goblins and swords, and I went through a phase for a few years when I was reading endless series. But in the end I became totally fed-up with all these sub-Tolkien rip-offs because they all end up doing the same old things and there's no rigour to it.

当我还是个孩子的时候,我真的很喜欢和精灵、妖精和刀剑一起读奇幻小说,有几年我经历了一个阅读无穷无尽的系列的阶段。但最后我完全受够了这些模仿托尔金的作品,因为他们最后都在做同样的事情,没有一丝严谨。

Every book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out of all forests, and mines, and stone quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors.

每一本书都是一句名言;每一所房子都是森林、矿山和采石场的报价单;每个人都是他祖先的语录。

I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser.

我喜欢投票,但不被投票。我不介意一对一输掉比赛,但是通过投票输掉比赛意味着大多数人认为我是个失败者。

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

当谈到家务时,没有一本家政书籍能告诉你如何开始。也许我是说为什么。

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.

如果你愿意,你可以自己读康德;但是你必须和别人分享一个笑话。

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

我喜欢我的咖啡就像我喜欢我的女人一样。装在塑料杯里。