A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

  • -- Bennett Cerf 贝内特·瑟夫

从裤子上的一脚踢下来,只穿过几根脊椎骨,轻轻拍一下后背,结果就领先了好几英里。

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You never know if you're a writer. You can't trust it. If you woke up and said, 'I'm a writer,' it would be gone. You wouldn't see anything for miles - even the dust would be running away.

你永远不知道自己是否是一名作家。你不能相信它。如果你醒来后说,‘我是个作家’,它就会消失。几英里之内你什么也看不到——甚至连灰尘都跑掉了。

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

男人把友谊像足球一样踢来踢去,但它似乎不会破裂。女人把它当玻璃一样对待,它就会破碎。

I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.

我认为当你骑上马,骑了两英里去和你的邻居聊天时,感觉会好得多。

I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.

我从来不性感。我更喜欢做工好的裤子和鞋子。

A kick from a mare never hurt a horse.

母马的一脚踢伤不了马。

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

我的裤子太有品位了。