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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的朋友问我要不要冰冻香蕉。我说:“不，但是我想要一根普通的香蕉，所以……”是啊。”

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A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand. Is not the mountain far more awe-inspiring and more clearly visible to one passing through the valley than to those who inhabit the mountain?

远方的朋友有时比身边的朋友更亲密。这山岂不是比住在山上的人，更使人敬畏，看得更清楚吗?

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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

我妈妈从来不给我喂奶，她说她只是把我当朋友一样喜欢。

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