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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

穿耳洞的男人为结婚做了更好的准备——他们经历过痛苦，也买过珠宝。

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Show me a better man. Name one and I am answered; but do not point, as a disqualification, to the very facts which make this man fit beyond all others.

让我看看一个更好的男人。说出一个，我就得到回答;但是，不要把使这个人比其他任何人都适合的事实作为一种不合格的说明。

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Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife; a man who shaves and takes a train, and then rides back to shave again.

通勤者——一生都骑车往返于妻子和妻子之间的人;刮胡子的人刮胡子后乘火车，然后再骑回来刮胡子。

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I have a kind of neutrality, physically, which has helped me. I have a face that can be made to look a lot better - or a lot worse.

我身体上有一种中立，这对我很有帮助。我的脸可以变得更好，也可以变得更糟。

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I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this.

我的原则是所有的人都是乏味的。当然，没有人会证明自己是一个如此令人讨厌的人，以致在这一点上反驳我。

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Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

这难道不是终极的国土安全，站起来捍卫婚姻吗?

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One year of joy, another of comfort, and all rest of content.

一年的欢乐，一年的舒适，以及所有其他的满足。

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