I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我走进一家服装店,那位女士问我穿几号的。我说,“实际”。我不需要缩放。

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Somewhere near you, somebody right now is trying to help the indigent and poor - providing food, shelter, clothing or simple kindness.

在你身边的某个地方,有人正在试图帮助那些贫困的人——提供食物、住所、衣服或简单的善意。

Women should wear clothing. Clothing shouldn't wear them.

女人应该穿衣服。衣服不应该穿。