I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我是个讽刺作家,所以如果这个人值得讽刺,我就会戴上拳击手套。但我不是刺客。

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I lost three times in my career. Losing to Holmes I could deal with, because I lost to a true champion.

在我的职业生涯中,我输了三次。输给福尔摩斯我可以接受,因为我输给了一个真正的冠军。

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

我一直很喜欢拳击。这是我一直非常兴奋的事情。