There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

  • -- Quentin Crisp 昆汀·奎斯普

根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了,情况并没有变得更糟。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动,因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.

我们无法让羊起死回生,所以除了吃证据,它别无他法。

Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel shrivels the testicles.

旅行开阔心胸。旅行使钱包缩水。旅行使睾丸萎缩。

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

我的厨艺太差了,我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。