When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

  • -- Jarod Kintz 贾罗德·金茨

当一个女孩说她想成为福利的朋友时,我总是问她是否包括牙科保险。

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I'm trying to build a strong business. I want to create new stars, new shows and new products for my audience and create a legacy that outlives me. There are so many other ways I want to reach women besides doing a talk show.

我想建立一个强大的企业。我想为我的观众创造新的明星、新的节目和新的产品,创造比我更有生命力的遗产。除了做脱口秀,我还想通过很多其他方式接触女性。

Men don't complicate women, women complicate themselves.

男人不会把女人复杂化,女人只会把自己复杂化。