Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

像所有犯了变老错误的人一样,我每天从咖啡和讣告开始。

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You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that.

你上班,一天录五个节目,然后回家打高尔夫球,一周剩下的时间,然后开始新的一周。我想如果有类似的事情发生,我会很乐意去做的。

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

在我们毕业的那个夏天,我们完全疯了,喝着啤酒,开着车兜风,互相殴打。那是个疯狂的夏天。那是我开始对女孩感兴趣的时候。

Statesmanship is harder than politics. Politics is the art of getting along with people, whereas statesmanship is the art of getting along with politicians.

政治才能比政治更难。政治是一门与人相处的艺术,而政治家是一门与政治家相处的艺术。

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

当我年轻的时候,我吻了我的第一个女人,并在同一天抽了我的第一支烟。相信我,从那以后我再也没有在烟草上浪费时间了。

You know, it's really strange now with the Internet, with everyone having an unsolicited, anonymous opinion.

你知道,现在互联网真的很奇怪,每个人都有一个未经请求的,匿名的意见。

Older actors can still play young, but it's harder for young actors to be able to play that age range.

年纪大的演员仍然可以扮演年轻的角色,但对年轻演员来说,要扮演这个年龄段的角色就比较困难了。

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And beatles are the biggest bastard on earth.

你必须是个混蛋才能成功,这是事实。披头士是世界上最大的混蛋。

No girl believes she's beautiful, until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is.

没有一个女孩相信自己是美丽的,直到一个男人出现,让她觉得自己是美丽的。

God is like the sun. When the sun shines, it shines for everyone. God is for everyone.

上帝就像太阳。当太阳照耀时,它照耀着每一个人。上帝是属于每个人的。

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

自传是一篇连载的讣告,最后一篇不见了。

Being happy you're finished with school. Realize you have nothing else to do.

很高兴你完成了学业。意识到你无事可做。

I don't care about anybody else, i just want to be good enough for you.

我不在乎别人,我只想对你足够好。

I hate the idea of getting attached to someone, and then they pass on.

我讨厌和一个人在一起,然后他们就离开了。

There are other things we have to find before we find each other.

在我们找到彼此之前,我们还必须找到其他的东西。

The older you get the more capable you get at managing life.

年龄越大,你越有能力管理生活。

life without coffee is not really life.

没有咖啡的生活并不是真正的生活。

The only joy in the world is to begin.

世界上唯一的快乐就是开始。

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

所有伟大的真理都是从亵渎开始的。