I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

  • -- Elayne Boosler 艾兰恩·布斯勒

我从来没有结过婚,但是我告诉人们我离婚了,这样他们就不会认为我有什么问题。

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I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

我认识一对夫妻,不管法院给出的离婚的官方理由是什么,他们真的离婚了,因为丈夫认为没有人应该在他说话的时候读书,而妻子认为没有人应该在她读书的时候说话。

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

我嫁给了我吻过的第一个男人。当我告诉我的孩子们这些时,他们几乎要吐了。

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

我和男朋友分手了。他想结婚,而我不想让他结婚。

With you i have always been myself without you i am trying to find myself.

有了你,我一直是我自己。没有你,我在寻找我自己。

I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.

我只是喜欢从自己的不幸中解脱出来。

My life has been devoted to peacemaking.

我一生致力于缔造和平。