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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

  • -- Ashley Scott 斯科特

有趣的是，我丈夫根本没有纹身，所以他一定是一个非常保守的人。

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There is something in the act of having tattoos done that I love. It can be quite addictive. I've got a few on my back because my friend is an artist, and a few on my arms. Every time I pass a tattoo parlour, I think, 'Maybe just a tiny one.'

在纹身的过程中，有一些事情是我喜欢的。它很容易上瘾。我背上有几个，因为我的朋友是个艺术家，胳膊上也有几个。每次经过纹身店，我都会想，“也许只是个小纹身店。”

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The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

儿子总是觉得自己是父亲讲述的故事中的一个脚注。父亲是一个了不起的说书人，他讲述的故事之一就是他如何遇见他的妻子。

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I'll never have a tattoo - I just don't like them, and when you're old they can look a disaster. As for piercings, I don't like them on men.

我永远不会纹身——我只是不喜欢纹身，当你老了，纹身看起来会很糟糕。至于穿洞，我不喜欢穿在男人身上。

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My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

我妻子说我发出的声音像搁浅的鲸鱼。我想我打鼾很严重。

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