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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

戒烟是世界上最容易的事情。我知道，因为我已经做过几千次了。

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Al Qaeda is not the organization now that it was before. It is under stress organizationally. Its leadership spends more time trying to figure out how to keep from getting caught than they do trying to launch operations.

基地组织已经不是以前的那个组织了。它在组织上承受着压力。它的领导层花了更多的时间想办法避免被抓，而不是试图发起行动。

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Dor woke again as dawn came. The sun had somehow gotten around to the east, where the land was, and dried off so that it could shine again.

天亮时多又醒了。太阳不知怎的绕到了东边，也就是大地所在的地方，晒干了，好让它重新发光。

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I think you're foolish if you spend your life in one place. The world is gigantic, It's a waste if you don't try and see it.

我认为你在一个地方度过一生是愚蠢的。世界是巨大的，如果你不试着去看它，那就是浪费。

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For the first time, it struck me that when Denver said he'd be my friend for life, he meant it-for better or for worse.

我第一次意识到，当丹芙说他要和我做一辈子的朋友时，他是认真的——无论好坏。

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The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

今天的世界没有意义，为什么我要画这样的画呢?

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No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

没有人会在摆弄电脑的时候毫发无伤的逃过一劫。

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