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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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It's more along the lines of raising a child: we train the system to a certain range of behaviors that we find most useful. But then we let it go, because we don't want to have to be babysitting it the whole time.

这更像是在抚养孩子:我们把这个系统训练成我们认为最有用的一系列行为。但后来我们放弃了，因为我们不想一直照顾它。

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For to speak the truth, there are but few that care thus to spend their time, but choose rather to be speaking of things to no profit.

因为说真话的人、在乎宴乐度日的人、不多、宁可选择说无益的话。

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We may have the same dreams, but never the same nightmares.

我们可能会做同样的梦，但绝不会做同样的噩梦。

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It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend.

和你的女朋友谈论你的妻子是不礼貌的。

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