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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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He was silent for a moment, staring out the window into the rain; I imagined he was contemplating the fact that his family's presence was turning the locals into giant dogs.

他沉默了一会儿，望着窗外的雨;我猜想他正在考虑这样一个事实:他的家人的出现正把当地人变成巨大的狗。

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A major league pitching coach is a really difficult job. It takes a big commitment in terms of time, travel and workload.

大联盟投手教练是一份非常困难的工作。这需要在时间、旅行和工作量方面做出很大的承诺。

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Training was a time where resolutions made in the enthusiasm of an inspired moment were put to personal test.

在训练中，人们会在灵感迸发的时刻，满怀热情地下定决心，然后对自己进行测试。

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Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.

色彩斑斓的人物是那些形状奇特的碎片，它们填补了生命拼图上的洞。

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