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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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We had been working. We had a bunch of songs written and it came time to make the record, so we had our lawyer make the call to Elektra and ask for our advance. Then, we got dropped. It was actually exciting.

我们一直在工作。我们写了很多歌，是时候录制唱片了，所以我们让律师打电话给艾丽卡，要求预付我们的钱。然后，我们被抛弃了。这真的很令人兴奋。

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I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.

我俯下身去，把我的好耳朵贴在他的唇边，当他低声细语时，我感到痒痒的。“记住，我们疯狂地相爱，所以你喜欢什么时候吻我都可以。

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Writing a novel you have to be quite aware that what you are writing is not all true. Such a character did not cross the road at such a time; this is not true.

写小说的时候，你必须意识到你所写的并不都是真的。这样的人物不会在这样的时候过马路;这不是真的。

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Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.

嗯，有些男人通过倾听来学习，有些人通过阅读，有些人通过观察和分析来学习，而我们中的一些人则不得不在电围栏上撒尿。

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