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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

维持婚姻很难。我妻子吻了狗的嘴唇，但她不喝我的杯子里的水。

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Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

没有什么比坐在阴凉处，啜饮杜松子酒，沉思他人的风流韵事更令人愉快的了，只要婚姻的蛀虫还活着，小说就不会消亡。

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I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.

我结婚是因为我爱上了这个女人。我和她生了个孩子，因为我们想要孩子。但这并不是因为某种哲学理想，不是。

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I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place.

我很难过，但我们一开始就不应该结婚。

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I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.

我的婚姻很糟糕，而且我喝得太多。

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