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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

  • -- Joe Rogan 主演

如果你能撒谎，你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎，你就能在压力下演戏。

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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

如果没有女人，我们还会蹲在洞穴里吃生肉，因为我们创造文明是为了给我们的女朋友留下深刻的印象。

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I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

我总是说，现在我是在我的金色年华。因为自从我离婚后，我所有的女朋友都是金发碧眼的。

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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

看着你的女儿被她的约会对象接走，感觉就像把一百万美元的斯特拉迪瓦里交给一只大猩猩。

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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

许多人认为登疯人院的广告很不雅观。但是下来吧。我们疯了。

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

我女朋友给我买了一件羽绒服，她说它适合我的个性。

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If I'm crazy, I'm blissfully so!

如果我疯了，我很幸福!

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