Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

  • -- Francois Rabelais 拉伯雷

朋友们,你们会注意到,在这个世界上,秃子比男人多得多。记住这一点。

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I remember being taught in school that you would underline things that you liked. I remember just underlining everything as a kid, thinking, 'This has all gotta be important!' I would just underline the whole thing!

我记得在学校里被教导,你要在你喜欢的东西下划线。我记得当我还是个孩子的时候,我总是把每件事都强调一遍,心想:‘这一切一定都很重要!“我就在整件事下面画个线吧!”

In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving.

在一段糟糕的婚姻中,朋友是无形的粘合剂。如果我们有足够的朋友,我们可能会继续生活很多年,打算离开,谈论离开——而不是真正地起床离开。

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

我正要上车,一个家伙对我说:“你能让我搭个便车吗?”我说:“当然,你看起来很棒,世界在你手中,去吧。”

I am not generous about telling people who I am and what I like to do because it's my life and it only belongs to me and my friends and family.

我不会大方地告诉别人我是谁,我喜欢做什么,因为这是我的生活,它只属于我和我的朋友和家人。

Don't play for safety - it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

不要为了安全而玩——这是世界上最危险的事情。

I have loved eight women in my life. I remember every woman's face.

我一生中爱过八个女人。我记得每个女人的脸。